BREAKING NEWS

HEADS UP

My protocol is as follows.

I AM NOT TAKING ANY NEW CUSTOMERS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. THIS MIGHT CHANGE.

- If you are sick, please reschedule your appointment

- Please do not enter the salon until the previous victim has been escorted out.

- Unlike other hair salons, I have a FRESH AIR system, which means the air is constantly refreshed; it costs me a small fortune in electricity for your convenience, you’re welcome.

- Fringe trims between haircuts are FREE, I would rather take off less and see you every week rather than give you a special needs fringe and have you hate me.

- If perhaps you have cheated on and have been seeing someone else, but have seen the error of your ways, a €5.00 humility fee will be applied. That way you don’t feel guilty and I don’t need to get revenge for my bruised ego, lol

Take care to avoid dickheads, they are everywhere.