BREAKING NEWS

HEADS UP

My protocol is as follows.

I AM NOT TAKING ANY NEW CUSTOMERS FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, THIS MIGHT CHANGE.

OK, PEOPLE I am back and better than before.

The Quadruple coronary shitstorm has passed and I live to cut for another 50 years.

Please do not bring flowers, I get terrible hayfever and sneezing with this bypass wound kills, WHISKY, on the other hand, is greatly appreciated, lol

1- I will not be welcoming new customers

2- If you are sick please re-arrange your appointment

3- 4- Please do not enter the salon until the previous victim has been escorted out.

5- Unlike other hair salons I have a FRESH AIR system which means the air is constantly refreshed, it costs me a small fortune in electricity for your convenience, you’re welcome.

6- Fringe trims between haircuts are FREE, I would rather take off less and see you every week rather than give you a special needs fringe and have you hate me.

7- if perhaps you have cheated on and have been seeing someone else but have seen the error of your ways a €5.00 humility fee will be applied, That way you don’t feel guilty and I don’t need to get revenge for my bruised ego, lol

Take care to avoid dickheads, they are everywhere.