My protocol is as follows.


Thursday the 4th of March

March is already full so be prepared to pre-book April and beyond

1- I will not be welcoming new customers till the new year, however, I can be bribed if I have space and you bring whisky, wine is also fine.

2- If you are sick please re-arrange your appointment

3- Mask is mandatory, as per Gov regulations,

4- Please do not enter the salon until the pervious victim has been escorted out.

5- Unlike other hair salons I have a FRESH AIR system which means the air is constantly refreshed, it costs me a small fortune in electricity for your convenience, you’re welcome.

6- Fringe trims between haircuts are FREE, I would rather take off less and see you every week rather than give you a special needs fringe and have you hate me.


Take care to avoid dickheads, they are everywhere.